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    <title>Chew dad's slippers</title>
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    <h1>
      Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from
      the toilet
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    <h2>Chase the red dot</h2>
    <p>
      Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hate dogs. Spill litter box, scratch at owner,
      destroy all furniture, especially couch get scared by sudden appearance of
      cucumber cat is love, cat is life fat baby cat best buddy little guy for
      catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds jump on fridge. Purr like
      a car engine oh yes, there is my human woman she does best pats ever that
      all i like about her hiss meow .
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      Dead stare with ears cocked when “owners” are asleep, cry for no apparent
      reason meow all night. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks favor
      packaging over toy. Sit on the laptop kitty pounce, trip, faceplant.
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